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An Urn for the Worse
This website is here predominantly because I’d like you to buy my book so I can save up for a new motorbike and maybe end up making my living from writing, which I love.

An Urn for the Worse

A coming-of-middle-age story

A sudden death, a bucket list, a missing urn, a failing marriage, a make-or-break business deal, an irritating old uncle on a motorbike and a psychopath who refuses to die. How bad can one man’s midlife crisis get?

Exhausted entrepreneur Nick Swift is on the verge of financial success or ruin when his father inconveniently dies, leaving him with a bucket list to complete on his behalf.

Accompanied by his uncle, vlogging sensation Karmic Keith, and watched by thousands of his followers, Nick is coerced into completing the bucket list in the midst of desperately negotiating an eleventh-hour deal to save his business. All this whilst carrying the urn containing the ashes he must scatter on his late father’s looming birthday. An urn that Nick would never have believed his life would come to depend upon. If only he hadn’t lost it…

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